I'm just stunned. Comes now a report from CNN that the whole Bigfoot deal from last week … wait for it … was a fraud. To boot, the two cops who said they'd found the thing, are missing. They got paid for it. Gave up this freezer with the body in it, as it melted, they came to find out it was a rubber suit. I can't believe it. I just knew that after all these years, these two Rednecks from Georgia, probably UGA fans (which made them suspect to begin with) faked the whole deal, probably for money.
So reporters from around the globe who got to make a trip to Cali to see these clowns do their news conference, I'd say the joke's on you, but it's really on your editors who let you fly out there in the first place.
I'm heart broken by this news. I was just so sure this was finally going to be the real deal. And so now I will shift my hopes to some mysterious bat ray at work in the Bermuda Triangle, and aliens dropping down in the field behind my house tonight to abduct me.