Chappie Movie is Crappie

I can’t recall ever having walked out of a movie theater before the movie ended–until yesterday when I tried to sit thru Chappie.

Chappie is Crappie, don't waste money on this movie.

Chappie is Crappie, don’t waste money on this movie.

The movie is horrible. Save your money.

It’s set in 2016 and robot police are keeping the peace in Johannesburg, South Africa.

This robot …

I’m not even going to waste my time writing a full-length review.

  • Hugh Jackman is a protagonist in this movie. I honestly can’t tell you if he was the biggest bad guy or not. There were so many people in this movie to not like.
  • Dev Patel is kidnapped at the beginning by a group of low-lifes, but so long as he leaves Chappie, a robot, with them, he’s free to come and go. (Hey, if you’re ever kidnapped, that’s the kind of nappers to have.)
  • Sigourney Weaver is the boss of Hugh Jackman. Is she a protagonist, shapeshifter, I don’t know.
  • The low-lifes who kidnap Dev and Chappie, there’s not a lower Root Center chakras role that’s ever been on the screen than these three. We’re at the bottom of the food chain. And that woman’s squeaky voice. Kill me.

I don’t care how this movie ended. I don’t think I even got to the supreme ordeal midway through.

The only laugh I got out of this movie was the license plate of the bad guy’s car–FOKOFF….

Again, it’s bad. Save your money.




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